Entertaining Tumblr Posts To Scroll At Your Leisure

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Nov 25, 2020 3:00 PM EST

If Tumblr is your happy place but you're sick of scrolling endlessly to find the good stuff, you can breathe a sigh of relief. We've made a collection of the very best funny Tumblr posts from r/tumblr so you could skip straight to the good part. And here are last week's memes for good measure. You're welcome.

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  • 01
    Text - zillyhookah: zillyhookah: when i was in highschool there was a foreign exchange student from south korea who me and some friends befriended and he ate doritos with a spoon. miss u gunmo also this other time we all went to a craft store and he grabbed a bandana and tied it around his head before swagging over to us going "whats up my homos" miss u gunmo
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    Font - cuddlesnheadpats Follow CHOOSE ME NAME ME TAKE ME HOME STVF ME Build a sub workshop 23,196 notes
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  • 03
    Cartoon - chefpyro the more i look at this early combination of 2D and 3D animation the dumber it looks and i love it spicy-vagina-tacos This scene was a national treasure
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  • 04
    Text - theonethatwearssweatshirts: paulyoptosaurus: what if instead of calling each other names we referred to each other by our most dominant feature like 'hey Nose' or 'hey Too Much Eyeliner' that's usually called bullying
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    Text - trans-apostate-anders i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a f freak zevveli IIRC Yoda's Speech patterns were explicitly stated once to be due to his age. It was something along the lines of that the rules of grammar for basic had changed between his youth and the time of the Star Wars movies. So it was essentially like if an Anglican Priest from the Elizabethan Era had taken refuge in a swamp in Louisiana and was trying to impart his a
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    Text - queercassianandor "van gogh ate yellow paint because-" he was suicidal, karen phindsy "If Van Goah had antidepressants, we wouldn't have his artwo-" We'd have a lot more of his work, Karen, and who the fk cares about what we get from him he deserved to be well, karen. c-chanfromda "he cut his ear off for a woman because he lo-" because he was mentally ill, Karen.
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  • 07
    Suit - captainsnoop-deactivated2020041 the donald trump animatronic at disneyland's hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went "oh f" and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary's facial structure grandmacookie69 Follow that is oddly specific and hauntingly what it really looks like 249,101 notes A
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    Text - fallingtowers Follow interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory butI also have a st memory fallingtowers Follow what this means in practice is I can recite any number of simpsons scenes verbatim but I can't remember what I did last week
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  • 09
    Text - REI tilthat Follow TIL there are 3 types of fun: Type 1 fun is enjoyable while it's happening. Type 2 fun is miserable while it's happening, but fun in retrospect. Type 3 fun is not fun at all, not even in retrospect. via reddit.com scope-dogg Follow How the fis activity that's no fun during or after it considered a type of fun lordascapelion Follow You know how a lot of people play a game called League of Legends?
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    Cosmetics - springheeledjack: springheeledjack: Not taking any of Crayola's today. I think this is my first post to break 100. Clearly many of us have issues. 14,644 notes
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  • 11
    Property - evilbuildingsblog 1111 This German Kindergarten godisa5000foottalljellybean every building built mainly for children should be fu.ting weird like this i cant even imagine how much happier my memories of early childhood would be if i could look back on having gone to kindergarten in a big ol cat Source: evilbuildingsblog
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    Text - -wizard Follow honestly bears are how humans should be. bears are an improvement on the human blueprint. they can get up on their back legs like a man.... but they also walk on four legs so they don't get cocky and forget where they came from (the earth). big and hairy and silly. can kill with a single swipe of the paw ontheiceagain Follow ist sleep long time fi *--wizard Follow sleep long time. 23,118 notes A
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    Cartoon - animetitle Follow Why'd they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie? animetitle Follow show me a bigger downgrade
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  • 14
    Mammal - homo-sex-shoe-whale Fun fact: Samoyeds were bred largely as sled dogs, but they were also used as warming dogs, meaning they would lay on their owners to keep them warm in harsh cold climates. This means that if you hug a Samoyed, they are likely to just sit there and accept the snuggles.
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    Text - chefpyro Follow she dicked cockily down stairs chefpyro Follow paladin-official Emily I will pay you to stop https://www.paypal.me/emilypyro chefpyro Follow peetum I will pay for you to keep it up! i actually got two donations and the "keep it up" one was bigger so anyway she penised phalluciously
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  • 16
    Text - anxietyproblem I know I can be annoying sometimes. Naw, I don't find you annoying. Ohave decided. Theyre annoyed by me. eggastential-biscuits Yes, FINALLY. *throws chair and breaks wall* AN IMAGE TO DESCRIBEHOW I FEEL 94% OF THE TIME. theatrenerd01 Follow SO GODDAMN TRUE
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    Text - historicalevents Follow War eleghants recruited and regularty deplored ewt for at least ceveral years at one yoitan hetorr One off recnuitsent or depleymt of sell abers of war eleyhaots at one point an hestory. War elephws ot deployed Historical range of the use of war elephants throughout history thedogopera Follow me, a simple English pikeman watching a war elephant rampaging through Kent: wots all this then
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  • 18
    Text - -† curseworm finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain lizardsister Follow #the us election cycle 37,950 notes
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  • 19
    Text - piratescarfy there was a disastrous performance of Macbeth at the Old Vic by Peter O'Toole and apparently there was this one part in the play one night where a Servant comes in and should say "Your wife, my lord, is dead" but what ACTUALLY happened was Servant: .My wife, my lord, is dead. Macbeth: Well, what about my wife? Servant: Oh yeah. She's dead too. Macbeth: Servant: There's a lot of it about. Ea arundelo This is like a Monty Python skit.
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  • 20
    Text - dakotamcfadzean Follow SUN FEB 9, 2014 crunch munch 02014 dakotamcfadzeancom explodes-into-space sure canary3d-obsessed Follow the date says 2014 but the vibe is 2020 30 1388
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  • 21
    Text - chefpyro dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they'd just be animals and wouldn't be as mysterious like. rhinos are right there. they're super cool in concept but they're right there and nobody cares rikmach I care about Rhinos. chefpyro
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  • 22
    Text - teamrocketing Follow thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said "if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?" like i'm so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn't destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence weaselle Follow this is a
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  • 23
    Text - swan2swan Follow Every episode of the Mandalorian further confirms that Yoda's species is actually a race of ravenous nightmare gremlins and being a kind, empathetic, noble pacifist was 1000% a choice. A mylordshesacactus Follow #some human criminal: "I don't know about you Master Jedi' but some of us just have urges that we can't fight!"#yoda: "know what I think everytime I see a child do you? hm? 'food'. Yes. 'Easy prey'. 'Helpless and unprotected it is:#"Eat the child do 1? No. Feel th
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  • 24
    Text - writing-prompt-s You have many of the abilities of a Disney princess. You can talk to animals, people burst into song around you, and it seems every other day a "Prince Charming" type falls madly in love with you. As one of the most feared mafia enforcers in New York, it's tough, but you make it work. mabunnie "How did you know?!" He squeals, on his knees and shaking. Your finger tightens on the trigger. "A little birdie told me."
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  • 25
    Text - the-radical-buzzard-of-discourse I used to cringe so hard at my "I'm not like other girls" phase until I realized that most girls have this phase and what we actually mean is, "I'm not a thoughtless one-dimensional caricature of makeup and boobs, which is all l've been taught to believe girls are." How can women be viewed so poorly that little girls everywhere all think they're unique just for having independent thoughts and interests?
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  • 26
    Text - souldagger also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!! souldagger the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho 37,665 notes Q A
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  • 27
    Face - fumu character who doesnt need glasses character who does with without actually the BEST character designs are the ones like this bogleech if you wear glasses though, this is exactly what it feels like
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  • 28
    Text - smartgrrrl I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day. 37,828 notes
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    Eyewear - hydrobiological-moved-deactivat passing another imposter really feels like this lesbiansisyphus i saw the tags and realized this is about the among us video game but when i first read the post i just thought this was about me and someone else who also has imposter syndrome
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  • 30
    Text - pervocracy Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes. Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different. ajaegerpilot #thats why presentation of data matters #to prevent misinformation Source: pervocracy 17,340 notes A
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  • 31
    Text - 3-) chewedcorn or is it possible that maybe. just mybe. YSo certain this) (is one-way glasS/ detectives?" ... eastcoastitnotes I) I can hok you See I've always thought it'd be funny if someone on some cop drama tried this move and it just like.didnt work
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  • 32
    Text - vampireapologist One of my favorite thing l've learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you're banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resis
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    Text - yOU' WILL LIVE TO SEE MAN MADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION -Tesja A quote made by Nikola Tesla shortly before his death in 1943. turnipfritters 38 years later the McRib was introduced
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    Text - E vampireapologist Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald's shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said "what you're gonna do is go to Arby's, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake." And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car vampireapologist I see your concern y'all but this wasn't a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and sha
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    Text - KA tilthat S'abonner TILA pink pigment exists that is so pink its true color cannot be captured by most cameras or displayed on a computer monitor via ift.tt slytherpuffsquirrel By reblogging this you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not reblogging this on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. Source : tilthat #:D > D 2 ♡ 21445 notes
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  • 36
    Cartoon - unaloid Follow Bad news gang twitter geninses Say our show pushing an agenda". But Wakko's nanbinery! He doesn't even HAVE a genda ! this is my fav joke Source: unaloid 14,619 notes
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    Text - uhlfric i enter the web design class h1 { font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: "50px"; font-color: "magenta"; } sasshunter I am forcibly removed from the web design class. Source: uhlfric 190,560 notes
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    Text - raghsimp Follow character customization screens are like "you can alter your character's body type!" and then it looks like this SKINNY – -FAT viking-archer-official Follow video game companies be like "we offer a diverse array of skin tones for a wide array of character types" Source: raghsimp
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  • 39
    Cartoon - catboymeowth Follow 9anime.to Health must come first, or else evil can't prosper. she's spitting facts! take care of yourself or evil can't prosper!
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  • 40
    Text - genderfluid-and-confuzled Follow How do I tell someone I like them? genderfluid-and-confuzled Follow update: iMessage Today 5:12 PM sup im in love with you also what's the answer for number four on the math hw? akira-is-here-queers Follow i'm impressed
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  • 41
    Text - aivosumu My counselor, talking about psychology: "Our frontal lobe is what separates us from monkeys." Me: “You mean the part that doesn't work properly in my brain?" My counselor: "Right." Me: "Right." marshals-to-dictators Follow So what you're saying is, basically hauntedstairs Follow im monky
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    Text - one-time-i-dreamt Victor Tran @vicr12345 · 1 h The Earth is... :) Flat Flat Flat Broj glasova: 6 • Preostalo vrijeme: 22 h 51 min 27 Tea @dreampai1 · 35 m I don't believe that the Earth is real 1 2 fangirlsleep Follow Out-conspiracy the conspiracy theorist, good move.
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  • 43
    Text - O soup-erb THE COWBOY HAS FAILED US. BUT WE CAN BUILD A BETTER COWBOY. A COW MAN SouP-ERB anarchonecromancy god creating lil nas x thatnoulguyorsomething How is the caption more hilarious than the comic
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    Line art - shubbabang Follow why did she just do this to me
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  • 45
    Text - washing Phte drying my plate my my cup dryang my cup washing my toast WASHING MY TOAST softbutchtaako: keezybees: It's been a long week yeah i can tell, you forgot to dry your toast Posted on June 7, 2020 with 95,071 notes Source: keezybees
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  • 46
    Text - mechsuit Follow Anonymous asked: arent u white? mechsuit answered: im turkish so i cant answer this without at least 3 historians and an anthropologist present
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  • 47
    Text - minecraft Follow What's one aspect about Minecraft you wish would be different? A cloudymines Follow I wish yuo could give endermen a flower and they would become your friend :) minecraft Follow :) 2,448 notes
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  • 48
    Photo caption - Designer Brand Fumi @blacksmoke1033 This cretin has been dropping sticks down our chimney for weeks and today he finally accidentally dropped himself, this is the face of someone who knows they've been HAD teasugarsalt The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult. You've been pranked by a teen hooligan. animefacialrecognitionsoftware You've been pranked by, You've been sticked by, A teen hooligan
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